If you like your men as you like your wine…

by juli boggs

This is a little game I like to call Erotica or Wine Spectator Reviews. Spoiler alert: they’re the same thing.

“The smooth texture is underlined by a firm backbone… focused through the long finish.” MOCCAGATTA Barbaresco Bric Balin 2010

“Combines solid structure with a rich, supple texture. Good length.” PETER FRANUS Merlot Napa Valley 2010

“Dense and firm, yet also elegant, with a long, lingering aftertaste.” LOUIS LATOUR Beaune Premier Cru Domaine Latour 2010

“A tangy iron accent echoes through the fleshy finish.” LES VINS DE VIENNE St.-Joseph L’Arzelle 2011

“Displays grip and energy, showing balance and fine length.” VINCENT GIRARDIN Volnay Les Santenots 2010

“Notably rich and intense, with a tight, firm core.” GRASSI Cabernet Sauvignon Napa Valley 2010

No no, Wine Spectator, thank you.