If you like your men as you like your wine…
by juli boggs
This is a little game I like to call Erotica or Wine Spectator Reviews. Spoiler alert: they’re the same thing.
“The smooth texture is underlined by a firm backbone… focused through the long finish.” MOCCAGATTA Barbaresco Bric Balin 2010
“Combines solid structure with a rich, supple texture. Good length.” PETER FRANUS Merlot Napa Valley 2010
“Dense and firm, yet also elegant, with a long, lingering aftertaste.” LOUIS LATOUR Beaune Premier Cru Domaine Latour 2010
“A tangy iron accent echoes through the fleshy finish.” LES VINS DE VIENNE St.-Joseph L’Arzelle 2011
“Displays grip and energy, showing balance and fine length.” VINCENT GIRARDIN Volnay Les Santenots 2010
“Notably rich and intense, with a tight, firm core.” GRASSI Cabernet Sauvignon Napa Valley 2010
No no, Wine Spectator, thank you.