Kid Kreayshawn Clothed/Naked

by juli boggs

First of all, when your one and only hit called “Gucci Gucci” condemns wearing major label clothing and you then become the record company’s next big thing, it’s difficult to find something to wear to the VMAs without looking like A) a liar, or B) an idiot.

So is it any surprise when Kreayshawn showed up on the red carpet in a sparkly Minnie Mouse dress ranking her amongst many media lists’ VMA Worst Dressed? Of course not. It’s a matter of honor. Especially as “Gucci Gucci” remains some of her only material for a national tour the SF Weekly christened as “false, even silly — and unsustainable.”

I do have to hand it to her though, those underage nuddie pics that were stolen off her phone and posted to Twitter are mighty cute. You know, for an under-age topless rapper posing with what appears to be a giant stuffed… banana? Am I allowed to talk about this?

Amongst accusations of inappropriately co-opting “the struggle” while using the n-word, and failing to answer for the complicated questions of race, gender, and art that critics continue to hurl at the 21 year old,  the leaking of nuddie pics (even cute ones) seems to be the last straw for the disillusioned Swag Spice. Yesterday saw the artist venting via Twitter (actually by her and not hackers this time) about her long week of Hollywood bullshit (“This all happened right when my rosary broke”) which was quickly followed by a post on her Tumblr entitled “I AM MAD.”

Now you all proud of yourselves? You done made a little girl cry and all she ever wanted was look nice at Thrift Town.

In case you haven’t seen it, below is the video responsible for it all:

*feature image shared via untitledflow.com